UncategorizedDecember 31, 2006 9:06 pm

 

I hope it brings us all what we’re hoping for.  

UncategorizedDecember 21, 2006 12:49 pm

  has a handful of interesting articles. But this one caught my eye.

During the third century, in a small village in Turkey, a boy was born. His name was Nicholas, and he grew to be a Bishop, whole-heartedly embracing the giving side of the job. Little is known about the actual conditions and stories of his life, but one tale has managed to emerge. It is a story about a man with three daughters, who was so poor that he believed his only option was to prostitute his three girls. During the night, Nicholas crept to the man’s house, and delivered three sacks of gifts, enough to be thought of as a dowry for each girl, and encourage money and marriage to follow. This kind of action ensured that after his death, Bishop Nicholas became a saint. The village he had graced was near the sea, a bustling port filled with sailors, and thus Saint Nicholas became the patron of seamen. His story travelled with these sailors all over the world and soon Christians everywhere had heard the story of the Saint Nicholas of Turkey, the secret night-time gift-giver.

The article ends with:

the original Saint’s story has lost it’s appeal of giving and helping others in their hour of need. Now Santa stands for nothing. He lives in Lapland, travels around the world and is simply a reason to try and persuade your children to be good for the weeks leading up to the festive season. Visiting Santa in his grotto, sitting on his lap, or even travelling to Lapland to see him is just another money spinning idea from the various companies that offer it.

The Christmas we celebrate today, the secular Christmas with Santa is so far removed from the beginnings of simple giving and appreciation that it’s nuts. But my kids love it. Or do they? Right now they’re sitting on the sofa watching tv, one has a cold and is sniffling and feeling miserable, the other is entertaining himself with his toy cars. Simple cars, they don’t light up or drive themselves and they’re being driven round a town made or toilet roll inners. He’s having a great time. They both asked if we could just stay home today because they’ve had too much Christmas. There’s still 4 days, 3 parties and more excitement to go yet!

How  many of us get into debt over this? How many toys will be broken or abandoned by Boxing day - because there’s just too much? How many people have nothing? No home, no food, let alone a full Christmas dinner? Every year we try to give something to someone who has less than us. I know this years gifts reached their recipients and were appreciated.

I don’t want to say no to Christmas totally but a serious scaling down is in order, at least in my house. We’re working on it and each year we get less gifts and send fewer cards.

Today it’s Winter Solstice. The shortest day, the longest night. Well, according to Gwydion McPagan it’s tomorrow. Evergreens are cherished at this time of year as a natural symbol of rebirth and life amid winter whiteness. Holly is particularly prized to decorate doors, windows and fireplaces because of its prickliness — to either ward off or snag and capture evil spirits before they could enter and harm a household. Fly paper for nasty pixies?

Anyway, my house is adorned with holly, a tree and tinsel. I have lights up inside and gifts hidden in the cupboard. There’s no snow but the grass is white with frost. I’m starting to ramble and it’s almost lunchtime.  

Seasons Blessings to you all and I hope that some of the festive spirit can be spread about this year.

UncategorizedDecember 20, 2006 11:37 pm

by Witchy! I’ll get you for this, you know that don’t you?

 I have to “find the nearest book, turn to page 123, go to the fifth sentence on the page, copy out the next three sentences and post on my blog. Name the book and the author, and tag three more folks”.

The cover is all important when books are sold in supermarkets. A wholesaler who supplies supermarkets once told me that the longest time that buyers take to select a product in a supermarket is fifteen seconds. Therefore, to quote him, "It’s vital that the clarity of the proposition comes over immediately."

From Pitch to Publication: Everything You Need to Know to Get Your Novel Published

By Carole Blake. 

Now I wonder why that is sitting propped against my monitor here…..

Tag 3 people?

 Simply Wondered, My mate Nikki’s new place, Laurelin in the Rain.

UncategorizedDecember 16, 2006 5:23 pm

Some quotes from Here.

The article is titled:

Prostitutes speak of their ordeals
Prostitutes from across the world have been writing to the BBC News website about their lives following the murders of five prostitutes in eastern England.

Here we publish some of their e-mails while protecting their identities. Readers are warned that some of the accounts contain graphic language or details.

San Fransisco:

I have no solution as long as men pay to do this terrible thing to us.

UK:

 Just remember, all of you, that 97% of punters are married or in long-term relationships. If these men weren’t eager to have some sort of sexual experience with us then we would all vanish. They are someone’s father, son, husband as we are someone’s mother, sister and even wife.

London, UK:

The punters are the problem. Prostitution, apart from professional boxing, is the only job where people fully expect you to accept serious physical violence every day without complaint. That’s not the prostitutes’ fault - it’s the fault of the messed-up punters.

If you can, if you can make it - get to Ipswich on Dec 29th. Details I found at Witchy’s place, she got it from the F-word.

UncategorizedDecember 10, 2006 2:59 pm

Kids performing the schoolnativity wandered off the script a bit ….

A short while into the performance "Mary" lifted her costume and shoved baby Jesus up there….

Joseph: "What are you doing?"
Mary: "I’m feeding our baby"
Shepherd: "Have you got a bottle up there then?"
Mary: "Don’t be silly he’s having milk from my booby"
Joseph: "That’s disgusting"
Mary: "No, that baby milk they have in Tescos is disgusting. My baby’s having proper milk"
Shepherd: "What’s a booby?"
Mary: "Those sticky out bits ladies have"
Shepherd: "They’re not boobies, they’re nipples"
Mary: "No they’re not, they’re boobies"
Joseph: "So why can’t Jesus have milk from a bottle then?"
Mary: "Because I haven’t got a breast pump with me - you forgot to put it on the donkey"
Shepherd: "Can’t you ask the teacher for a bottle to feed Jesus with?"
Mary: "No because this is the best way to feed Jesus. Anyway bottles haven’t been invented yet & even if they were I’ve just had a baby so if you think I’m faffing about round Tescos to buy baby milk when I make proper milk in my boobies you can think again"

Uncategorized 2:49 pm

Well, it is, really

It’s a wonderful global resource that is full of shit. Click on the text to get the next page. There are 11 there.

UncategorizedDecember 8, 2006 9:32 pm

Click here and enjoy.

UncategorizedDecember 2, 2006 10:25 pm

Kids were with Daddy again today so I thought I’d go and catch up on Christmas shopping. Well, get started anyway! So, I’m wandering round The Land of Shoppertunity (yes, they really do call themselves that!) and I kind of skidded to a halt outside 4Front. This is like a down market Gadget Shop - robo sapien, gimmicky clocks, lava lamps - you get the idea.

 

Their shop window. I sat outside and fiddled with my camera and then took a pic.

Hot water bottle? School/student type stationary? Oh and even a lovely neon sign to place in your daughters bedroom window to advertise her……

No? Oh, sorry, did I misunderstand the marketing message that goes with playboy bedding, soft cuddly fleecy throws, cute black with sparkly logo address books?

So, after looking slightly askance at the bloke in the sumo fat suit (more about him in a bit) I wandered off to do my shopping. Inspired by the window pic, and while all staff were duly distracted by Peter Andre and Katie Price signing their album (oh the irony!) - I took out the camera in WHSmiths.

 

There you go girls, brand EVERYTHING you own with a p0rn logo.  Get p0rn for your mates, for your sister, for your daughter.

 

This is just nuts. The cute fluffy bunny (in either pink or striking black and silver…) is a bloody p0rn logo, it’s a brand that exploits women and girls. I stomped out before Peter and Katie put in their appearance but thanks you 2 for distracting the staff while I took pics!

 

Not for my daughter, not for any girl I know. Not in my house. 

Remember the bloke in the sumo suit? Here he is. Take a good look and then I’ll tell you what he was doing.

You can’t see it. But he’s holding a big fat air gun thing - pull a membrane and let go and it puffs out air at anyone in front of it.  Well, the woman in front of him had just been "puffed" He spent his day gainfully employed in "puffing" people as they walked in. Hmm, people? No, not exactly. Although each individual he "puffed" was a person, no doubt there. But not one I saw was male, not one. Girls and young women every one. He didn’t go for families either, just young women and girls on their own or in pairs. In the posterior mostly too. He got more than a few filthy looks but he didn’t stop. I somehow didn’t get "puffed" I walked in, right past him and as he pulled back his doofer I gave him the frostiest stare I could. I think it worked. emoticon He also looked suitably shocked when the flash went off by accident and he realised I have his picture. I wonder if 4front have a head office address?

No idea what the sumo suit was all about though. Ooh, anyone remember this post? It’s from September so possibly not. The Little Dude’s shop has sadly closed but the Little Fairy shop is still there, full of little girls and all things pink and sparkly.