Lactivist nativity…..
Kids performing the schoolnativity wandered off the script a bit ….
A short while into the performance "Mary" lifted her costume and shoved baby Jesus up there….
Joseph: "What are you doing?"
Mary: "I’m feeding our baby"
Shepherd: "Have you got a bottle up there then?"
Mary: "Don’t be silly he’s having milk from my booby"
Joseph: "That’s disgusting"
Mary: "No, that baby milk they have in Tescos is disgusting. My baby’s having proper milk"
Shepherd: "What’s a booby?"
Mary: "Those sticky out bits ladies have"
Shepherd: "They’re not boobies, they’re nipples"
Mary: "No they’re not, they’re boobies"
Joseph: "So why can’t Jesus have milk from a bottle then?"
Mary: "Because I haven’t got a breast pump with me - you forgot to put it on the donkey"
Shepherd: "Can’t you ask the teacher for a bottle to feed Jesus with?"
Mary: "No because this is the best way to feed Jesus. Anyway bottles haven’t been invented yet & even if they were I’ve just had a baby so if you think I’m faffing about round Tescos to buy baby milk when I make proper milk in my boobies you can think again"
