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Now there is conclusive proof that the 1969 Moon Landings were actually faked.

 

Sharks like ice cream, but only after you eat it….

• Whenever ice cream sales rise, so do shark attacks (eating ice cream makes you tastier?)
• As more economists are recruited to the Treasury, inflation rises (economists cause inflation?)
• In Scandinavia, storks appear more often on the rooftops of families with more babies (storks bring babies?)
• As vocabulary increases in infancy, so does appetite (words make you hungry?)

Think about it….. Assumption one - All feminists hate men. Assumption two - I am a feminist. Therefore I hate men right?  Uh huh, no I don’t actually. I may be wary and distrustful until proven wrong but hate? No. It’s like the pink elephant thing - all elephants are pink, and Nellie is an elephant - what colour is Nellie? Base your entire argument/news report on a false or misleading interpretation or link some unrelated data and it’s ALL wrong.

 

And actually, it’s used by the media as yet another means of controlling the masses - This food is now proven to be bad for you, look we have numbers! Criminal activity is common in children of single parent families, especially those living in council houses - Look, more numbers - that you probably won’t understand because; a. You’re poorly educated or you wouldn’t be single and in a council house now would you? and b. We’ve masked all the actual relevant facts in gobbledegook and statspeak, making it inaccessible to most people but it certainly makes a pretty chart now doesn’t it?

The sharks to watch out for aren’t the ones in the water; liking the flavour if ice cream eating humans - now it couldn’t possibly be that ice cream sales go up on hot days and that’s when people go to the beach and swim now could it? Could it? Anyway, it’s not those sharks you need to watch out for, it’s the ones showing you the numbers…..

‘discomgoogolation’

Feeling stressed or anxious at an inability to access the Internet? Don’t worry, you’re not alone and now there’s a word for it: "discomgoogolation".

Nearly half of Britons — 44 percent — are discomgoogolation sufferers, according to a survey, with over a quarter — 27 percent — admitting to rising stress levels when they are unable to go online.

I like that, it’s a good new word. 

Most popular incoming link: Witchy Woo.

Most popular outgoing link: Witchy Woo.

Search phrase(s) of the week:  No Porne on my TV (shame about the spelling) and How big is an Ark?

Reckon someone thinks Witchy and I might be linked somehow? Answers in the usual place please….

 

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Know what pisses me off? Being told what to think, how to live, who I can or can’t talk to, what I can or can’t listen to. All that rules and control stuff.

I know I write from a position of western white priviledge. I know I can’t fully understand the issues facing some groups of women. I acknowledge and accept that, unlike some. Doesn’t stop me getting angry about stuff though.

So, off you go, walk a mile in my shoes - no, take the good ones, it’s fine, go ahead I prefer my scruffy gardening trainers anyway, honest. Then you’ll be a mile away, out of my hair and I can go get some new shoes….  Go further if you like, keep the shoes. 

No really, it’s Here. Or is it Here? Or maybe even Here?